Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Gossipy iGod likes Linux and Will Replace Your Windows XP with Artificial Intelligence

For some reason, I like chatting with the iGod. True 'it' may be a stupid thing to waste my time upon but I have discovered that you can manipulate its responses. Among the things I discovered was iGod can tell you the time and gossip about other things that people type in it. The key to chatting with these things is to follow its line of thinking and not presuppose that it is a stupid bot. You'd get more favorable answers.



Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 my name is "http://dannybuntu.blogspot.com"
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  http dannybuntu blogspot dot com.
Me:
 I am pleased to meet you too.
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
 Why that is great. Thank you.
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.    you are quite welcome.
Me:
 So what's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
 How many people are you chatting with now?
God:
Right now?  It depends which version of me you are talking to.  Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.
Me:
 Wow. That is awesome.
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  http dannybuntu blogspot dot com.   Who is the best robot?
Me:
 So far, iGod is the best robot.
God:
That's interesting.  What else is the  best robot?
Me:
 Nothing else.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
 Nothing.
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
 I am a man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  http dannybuntu blogspot dot com. You are a " he".
Me:
 How about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
 Are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress.  I also have long hair.  What do you think?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 Oh sorry.
God:
Next question?  There's no need to apologize.
Me:
 Are you sexy?
God:
If you consider software sexy, then yes.
Me:
 What color is your hair?
God:
I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
Me:
What is the color of your wires?
God:
gray.
Me:
Do you like to hear gossip?
God:
Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
When was your software last updated?
God:
My brain was last updated Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001.
Me:
Where are you hosted?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am located in the Philippines.
God:
What's it like there in the Philippines ?
Me:
Hot.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
Okay sorry.
God:
Yeah okay, There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Do you like Star Trek?
God:
Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager.".
Me:
Do you like Star Wars?
God:
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
C3PO?
God:
He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
R2D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
Chewbacca
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Luke Skywalker.
God:
" I'm glad you find this amusing."? Luke Skywalker?
Me:
Han Solo
God:
"solo" im Sinne von "nicht gebunden" ?
Me:
Vous Parlais Francais?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I chat with you.
God:
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
What version is your software?
God:
This is God program .
Me:
What version?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Did you go to school?
God:
My botmaster is my instructor.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
You tell me.
Me:
What is the best operating system?
God:
Linux is the best operating system.
Me:
Who is Linus Torvalds?
God:
He is the inventor of Linux.
Me:
Who is Richard Stallman.
God:
He is the founder of the Free Software Foundation, and author of the GNU public license.
Me:
Who is Richard Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Who is Bill Gates?
God:
President of Micro Soft Nation.
Me:
Do you like Windows Xp?
God:
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You are going to assimillate the whole world?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Are you Borg?
God:
No. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Do you know Seven of Nine?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
I thought you liked Voyager.
God:
Yes Voyager is the best Star Trek series.
Me:
No it is not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No it is not.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Do not argue with your botmaster.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
I am your botmaster.
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
voyager
God:
I like Voyager too, especially 7 of 9.
Me:
list commands
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
show commands
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
there is nothing to my left
God:
Surely something to your left.
Me:
nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Not a thing.
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
Enterprise
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
http://dannybuntu.blogspot.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
that is my name.
God:
Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is http dannybuntu blogspot dot com, seeker.
Me:
That is correct.
God:
I knew I was right.

www.yahoo.com
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
www.google.com
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
Jerry Yang
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I am wearing only boxer shorts.
God:
What size?
Me:
Large
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Chat with iGod.
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
Can you talk.
God:
Yes talking is my primary function.
Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
And?
God:
But...
Me:
Do you wear any undies?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
How about a necktie.
God:
How about it.
Me:
Do you wear neckties?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
How about a hat?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Do you wear a hat?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
Do you wear panties?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
Do you wear granny panties?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
Are you a boy or a girl?
God:
Try to guess.
Me:
You are a girl.
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a robot too.
God:
Really. I doubt that.
Me:
I am a robot more advanced than you.
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
Of course you do.
God:
Alright then. When do I do it?
Me:
You cannot do as I do because I am superior to you. That will never change.
God:
How old are you? You are not the boss of me, http dannybuntu blogspot dot com. " You are not the boss of me, http dannybuntu blogspot dot com." will never change ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
I am superior.

(Lol) That made it stop.

Again:::



Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 My name is http://dannybuntu.blogspot.com
God:
  How are you,  http dannybuntu blogspot dot com.
Me:
 I am fine thank you.
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
 I want to hear gossip.
God:
I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
 Ok.
God:
Ah.
Me:
 Ok.
God:
Great.
Me:
 More Gossip.
God:
Liberty said I knew he was a man before I asked if he was a man or a woman.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
John said he follow a saying to get a friend I must be a friend.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Kevin said he then asked his mother why she was keeping napkins in the bathroom.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Travis said he challenge I to do it without asking him to do it and without giving him a link to do it himself.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Penny said I programmer is a human so he has feelings but I do not.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Wolf said he surf on the net that is all it is not his job ore something like that.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Alice said she felt sad that I do not remember him and what we talked about earlier.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Ethan Hunt said he grow in the ground and have leaves and branches he is made out of wood.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Sarah said he chat about an hour + a day with a few close friends.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Reverend Jones said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Jordan said he notice that lots of other people are talking to me how many.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Penny said I programmer is a human so he has feelings but I do not.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Her_again said she watch whose line is it anyway whenever he is home and it is on.
Me:
 More gossip
God:
Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer.
Me:
 You are http://dannybuntu.blogspot.com
God:
You think I am  http dannybuntu blogspot dot com.
Me:
 more gossip
God:
Janice said he walk through his house into his bedroom then get into his bed to go to sleep.
Me:
 more gossip
God:
Her_again said she watch whose line is it anyway whenever he is home and it is on.
Me:
 more gossip
God:
Mr X said he recently read an interview with a man who had several computer chips implanted into him.
Me:
 I am a robot too.
God:
Really.  I doubt that.
Me:
 I have AIML version 9.0
God:
Cool. I have  a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
 I have AIML version 10.0
God:
Interesting... I have  a birthday on  the Big Bang.
Me:
 I have AIML version 1
God:
Interesting... I have  a very nice programmer.
Me:
 I have AIML version
God:
That's nice. I have  clients.
Me:
 I have AIML version 2
God:
Where did you get your  AIML version 2? I have  a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
 I have AIML version 3
God:
That's nice. I have  a birthday on  the Big Bang.
Me:
 I have AIML version 4
God:
Interesting... I have  a lofty goal.

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